Posts Tagged ‘Sexy Friday’
It was my birthday and my husband then boyfriend is taking me out to this fancy secret place. It was a surprise, so like any other girl would do, I spend my day getting ready for the big date. I went to my favorite Dominican lady and sit in her chair for three hours. She did her thing and I leave with gorgeous looking hair. Then I head to the mall to find the perfect dress, and the perfect shoes, and the perfect purse, perfect earnings, perfect everything! During all that time guess what I forgot to do? EAT!
So hubby then BF came to pick me up HIS eyes light up like a kid at Christmas(like he knew he was gonna get lucky!), I looked like I just step out of a magazine. We got in his perfectly shine, clean, smell good car. He took me to this Italian place in Fort Lauderdale, fancy doesn’t begin to explain it!
This place doesn’t have a menu, the chef comes out and you tell him what you in the mood for and he makes it! while the chef cook well the feed you whine. BF sit there looking at me, kissing my neck, holding my hands, telling me how pretty am I and all, drinking whine it was all too AMAZING, like a perfect chick flick.
The food come, it was even more umh umh umh! we ate and drink some more, and the super amazing dinner come to an end, and BF announce his next part of the surprise: We have VIP seat at this awesome place we going dancing! YAY! until I got in the car, all this whine and meatball starts to make me feel weird. I was perfectly fine all of a sudden I’m getting drunker by the minute. My head was spinning, I can’t keep my eyes open BF is frantic, he thought I had food poison or something cause I got bad fast! I mean FAST
I tried to tell him to pull over but it was only in my head I sign him to pull the window down I guess his sign language is not very good… boy I threw up all my food in his perfectly shine, clean, smell good car I got partially digested meat ball in my hair, my dress, I couldn’t even stand up. I pass out after that I woke up in his apartment laying in a tub and he is trying to brush throw up food out my hair.
I never knew 2 glass of whine could do this to me. I broke up with whine forever.
I married my BF because any guy who brush throw up out of your hair is worth marrying! Love you babe.
What’s your date gone wrong story? I just put myself out so spill it!
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Well since I have men reading my blog now (YEAH you know who you are! you and you and you reading my rss feed and IM me in the morning) why don’t I go ahead and talk for all the ladies! Since y’all are reading I might as well let it out!
We are women and overwork moms! Picking up 30 something pounds 2 year old and 20 something pounds 1 year old and give piggy back ride do take a toll on the neck and back. not to mention sitting at the computer writing blogs and sending 200+ tweets a day. Ok I know the tweeting thing is none of your bizwack but these kids… you are totally responsible to make me feel better for them! So Massages Matter!
Quickies are fun, but long (ok maybe just 10 minutes) sexy massages are even funner! Ok couples of guys who read my blog who shall remain nameless, and you know who you are including my husband! Nothing meet The Joy of Sensual Massage!
Sensual Massage relaxes the body allowing us a little pinch of flexibility. So couples of guys who read my blog who shall remain nameless including my husband what in it for you? you may ask: I just said it “pinch of flexibility“, “Gymnast lady on TV“, “positions, positions!”
so yeah! sensual massage is great for mom and totally pay off for daddy too. *wink wink*
Now couples of guys who read my blog who shall remain nameless including my husband this could be a good prelude free kinda gifts for Mothers day! *hint hint*
So Ladies chime in the comments, Lets tell them what we want! I heard that men don’t spend time tweeter like we do, but they hold underground networking event every Fridays commonly known as happy hour! So you can even send a message to your own hubby! Yes they do talk to each other about stuff! And couples of guys who read my blog who shall remain nameless including my husband feel free to leave a comment too or you can always send the usual email and IM!
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This is a Guest Post by Kit over at BloggingDangerously I just met this lady on twitter last week, I gotta tell ya it was LOVE at first tweet! She is HiLaRiouS! check out her blog and follow her tweet @blogdangerously to see if I’m right or if I’m right. Anyway without further adieu (is that how you spell it?)
Here’s her amusement park story.Thanks Kit
There is a beautiful cranberry farm near our home in New England that has been in the same family for generations. The great-grandfather had a thing for trains and he built a railroad track around the farm land to help transport the crop to the main depot for shipment. It was so popular with the local population that he added a passenger car to the train and gave rides. In the winter they put Christmas decorations and lights along the route and it is a popular holiday tradition for families to ride the train while eating gingerbread men and drinking cocoa.
Some small rides were added to the property and even though it still operates as a farm, it also operates as an amusement park. A PRICEY amusement park.
Just to walk in the door is $24 for adults and $12 for children (children under 12 months are free.) To take my family of 6 to ride the 10 minute train ride, buy 4 overpriced gingerbread men and 4 equally overpriced hot cocoas and freeze our fingers to the carousel like tongues to a flagpole is over $100. Merry Freaking Christmas.
I tend to be frugal – you have to be with 4 children – so I thought that maybe I was overreacting to the price this year when I heard the guy beside me in the ticket line exclaim, loudly enough to be heard by SEVERAL families, “HOLY SHIT, FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY I COULD GET A BLOWJOB!”
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I found this picture in one of the babycenter email newsletter I receive everyday, I thought it was hilarious! Who needs birth control when you got a 2 year old? better yet a 2 year old and a 1 year old?
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Ok this one work on over worked husband who’s lacking in the *spending time with wife area* Trust me works every time, even better than nagging
Use your imagination to make up the rest of the story! DUH!
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Hi everybody! I declare today my SEXY FRIDAY! My girlfriend and I was reminiscing about the gud ol’ days where we use to spend our Saturdays shopping, getting hair, nails done, spend hours trying on clothes before our dates. Now not so much… between household shores, taking care of babies, working and trying to be a mom entrepreneur that leave very little time to take a shower let alone my skin care regimen. But being supermom that I am I refuse to smell like sour milk! I went on a diaper run and I stop by the nail salon and got me a pedicure YAY ME! So I am collecting stories that may help you and I. So moms spill it! How do you keep you sexiness after baby? Have you traded your high heel for snickers indefinitely? Or do you plan on getting them back? How How How?
Share your stories, plan, your tricks, details, details!
P.S this is for fun only!
SuperMomPlace.com: I blog about faith, family, kids, hair, being a mom, my ever changing hobbies and other things that cross my mind. What did you think of my blog? Thank you for your comments! I appreciate all your tips, advice, and well wishes!
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Love Roodlyne
