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Quick thinking, good reflexes, fast acting I gotta have it if you read yesterday post “There’s a booger in my nose” When I’m just about to dig in my nose I suddenly remember the thousands plus people starring at me I had to do some quick thinking and act fast. Today again I found myself in the bathroom with both my girls who now take turn to use the potty. My 16 months old is copying her big sister which is good (sometimes) times like when she use the bathroom. As we are singing our “you did it” Dora song for 16 months old who poopoo in the toilet, 16th month old who is marveled by what she deliver, decide she is not ready to let it go. She watch it as it float, think about it the decide to reach in and grab the poopoo, I was yelling in slow motion like in a suspense movie nooooooooooooo step away from the poopoo and my 2 y/o followed with the longest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Keeyi touch the poopoo ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I don’t like diapers! I try to potty train my girls at four months! Yep! crazy right? I was so anxious to get them outta diapers because well I don’t like poo! who does? So I finally kinda get my 2 yr old to use the bathroom with a lotta cheering, praises, and YAYs now she almost use the bathroom all the time. Expect when she is out or places other than our home. Last Sunday at church the nursery teacher told me that she ask to go peepee! Which was super AWESOME!
I’m almost done with 2year-old’s stinky poo, now talking about 1year-old’s stinky poo – can’t a 1 year old just use the bathroom? is that to much to ask?

Yesterday she let this big one out, OMG it was like 3 grown men who spend the day eating chilis and burgers and drinking beer put their butt together and poop on my lap!

I was like eeew you made a stinky poopoo eeew next time can you tell mommy you gotta use the bathroom? Yeah right like that’s gonna work…

She just look at me and go *frumh* scrunch up her nose and fan her face with her little hand and say mama mama mama *shriek*! Its almost like she wanna say to me: “mama you shouldn’t poopoo like that when I’m in the bathroom, that nasty!”

If you got something to say about diapers… well say it!

What’s my name? I’m a supermom I do it all, I’ve seen it all and I know it all until last night on my way home from church. I took the kids to Wednesday night service like I always do, church is over I pick them up from the nursery. my 9 months old legs are still wobble-y so I have to carry her and my purse and my diaper bag and two package for my 2 year old. (Her birthday was 2 weeks ago, some people are still bringing her presents… love my church folks) anyway I’m carrying all that stuff let me make it clear that my 9months old is a little “healthy” I mean the girl is heavy! I’m a small person not all that strong. 2 year old sees a big guy, she is persuades that its her daddy. She wants to go investigate I’m holding a door with one foot trying to reason with her: “that’s not your daddy honey daddy still at work” The guy did kinda look like my husband from the back. she wouldn’t take my word for it. it wasn’t pretty my arm was about to give out, I’m just trying to make it to the car so I can put the little pounder down. Weeh! a good Samaritan from church saw me and helped me. as soon as I got everybody strap in, 2 year said “mommy I gah poopoo”! What! are you kidding me? there’s no way I’m getting you guys out of this car again. Then I remember a quote from my 5 year old step-daughter “You a baby, do it in your diaper” so being a “supermom” that I am… Yes I did I quoted my 5 year old. I told her to try to hold it our house is just a few block from the church she scream “no way!” (her favorite words these days) Now I quoted my 5 year old! you a baby, Do it in your diaper!
After so much hard work to get her potty train I never thought these words would come out of my mouth. The worst of it I had to clean that stinky poo! eewww pee-yeu!
What was the craziest thing you’ve told your kids?

I come across a blog called “I’d rather be changing diapers” I was like yeah me too! Until I actually had to change the diaper of my very sensitive soon to be two year old. Go ahead raise your eyebrow, what kinda mother am I right? See we started the potty training thing early, very early. she was about 4 months when we started I sit her on the little potty I make a Sssssss sound for #1 and the Mmmmmm sound for #2. and it worked. When she would finish we clap, sing the “you did it” song everything was going smooth. Now she is almost 2 and eating everything she decide she want to be a baby and go poopy in her pants, some says its because of the new baby. (I got 2 of them under 2 in case you wandering.) I don’t know what it is but I don’t like it. To get to the actual story here, yesterday I was upstairs in my office working, my mom babysit for me when I have to work. I think she did it on purpose, she found the poopy and sent it to me. where was I? yeah I was in my office then I hear a faint knock on the door I went and open it. It was my very sensitive soon to be 2 year old at the door. She was so embarrassed, she is twirling her shirt and looking down. So I was like oh honey what it is tell mommy and she says “mommy i gah poopoo”. aww poor thing! I knew she has already done it because when she would caught it on time she would be all cheery and proud of herself. So I took her to the bathroom… boy oh boy code 9! bio-hazard get it out of the house somebody get me a mask! a space suit! its all over eeww eww eww Then I thought about my very proud mommy statement “I’d rather be changing diapers” NOT! I’d rather be writing codes then touch this stuff.
eh well writing codes give me paychecks, cleaning poo give me hugs and kisses. I really like hugs and kisses! I guess that kinda imply that I like poopoo too now doesn’t it?